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Boat days
Your own boat, your own crew, your own playlist. Formentera and back, or a slow lap of the west coast for sunset.
HALF DAY OR FULL DAY · FROM €650
ONE BLOKE. ONE ISLAND.
Tell mewhat youactuallywant
Boats, villas, tables, airport pickups. I live here, I answer my own phone, and I don't do packages. You tell me the trip, I sort the trip.
Sort my trip — answer what applies, two minutes →Usually replies within the hour
Four things
That's the whole list. If it isn't on here, I'm not the person for it, and I'll tell you who is.
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Villas
Somewhere that actually suits the group. Quiet north, walking distance to town, or anywhere with a view.
PRICE ON REQUEST
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Club tables
The right night, the right room, the seats worth having. I know who's on and who to ask.
PRICE ON REQUEST
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Airport pickups
Landed and sorted, whatever time you get in. Straight to the villa, no taxi queue.
PRICE ON REQUEST
THE DIFFERENCE
One number for the whole trip
I live here. I'm not an agency in London booking things on your behalf and adding a margin. I'm on the island, I know the operators personally, and if something goes sideways at 2am I'm twenty minutes away.
One contact for everything. Pickup from the airport, boat on the Wednesday, table on the Friday. You message one person and it gets handled.
Straight answers on prices. No brochures, no packages you didn't ask for.
How this works
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Tell me what you're after
Answer what applies. Two minutes.
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Get your trip mapped out
Day by day, with rough costs, so you know where you stand.
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Message me and I sort it
I've already got your details. No repeating yourself.
Season's short. Go on then.
Answer what applies. Two minutes. Then you'll see what it costs before you commit to anything.
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